You are no match for Peter Pan. “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe” Audition Packet Audition Scene 1 – Lucy and Tumnus LUCY: Hello. Jadis meets Aslan for a parley and insists on her right, as the first to rebel against Aslan, to take the life of Edmund as a traitor. A wolf informs Jadis that Edmund's siblings have reached Aslan's camp and that one of them killed Maugrim. Forget it feather face! Courage! Aye-aye, I can! (This reference to Lilith is a tribute to the fantasy novel with this title by George MacDonald, a literary hero of C.S. Blow. Another princess in trouble! Going to be deleting my blog in a few days everybo... Tiff? Her most feared weapon is her wand, whose magic is capable of turning people into stone. No, no, there isn't a drop of real Human blood in the Witch. Oh yeah, YOU should scram! She was evasive if anyone asked her about her past and she steered the conversation away from it. A Monologue I wrote a while back. Did you honestly think by all this that you could save the human traitor? We'll see Mr Tumnus first. You can be anywhere you wish in Narnia – quick as a wink. It’s like some kind of . Remember at Dandylyon Drama, we know it takes guts to audition, so we give you a role just for showing up. A natural-born sorceress and a cunning strategist, Jadis is arrogant and cruel, considering herself above all rules and viewing others as tools to be used or obstacles to be demolished. Do you have any idea what it’s like to constantly be around someone you know looks better than you? Uhhh, I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an 11  on it. Get Up! Fishing… picnics… sailing… PRESENTS!!! Aunt Em! 9-1-1 and nine eleven are the same thing? The president. I can’t stand forever. . You clinking, clanking, clattering, collection of collinginous junk. All the wood people hate her. Some say you can find it if you think happy thoughts… some say you must have fairy dust! I am the "wicked witch" from Hansel and Gretel. To see, if she is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, undeniably and reliably dead. What makes the flag on the mast to wave? You might think that I don’t have a lot to say when I get stuck on a letter or a w-w-w-word. Remember at Dandylyon Drama, we know it takes guts to audition, so we give  you  a role just for showing up. Don’t be silly, Toto, scarecrows don’t talk. WICKED WITCH Monologue "So, looks like everyone is having a marvelous time. Now she says she’s going to call the sheriff! Hansel and Gretel are the wicked witches, if you want to go there. The other side. She wants all four of them, although at this stage only Edmund and his sister Lucy have been in Narnia. Click here to visit the Camps Hompage, Bringing Quality Performing Arts Education to Area Schools. Jadis makes her way to the garden on a mountain west of Narnia, where she eats an apple that she believes will make her immortal and give her eternal life. She is seven feet tall, as were all members of the Royal Family of Charn. I know that was only a dream, but it was so nice, that I think I’ll try to pretend that it really happened. I’m, told they play at Peter Pan, and that the strongest always chooses to be Peter. Not only did I see Pirates, and Indians, but I saw a wonderfuller thing. How do we do it? She cast a spell over the whole country so that its always winter here. It’s just sometimes the words don’t want to come out, or I’m worried you’ll think I’m weird or something. Despite Polly's warning not to ring the bell, Digory does so. My! Ah, yes. What have they got that I ain’t got? Ahhh, I love this crummy weather! )[citation needed] Jadis died in battle in Narnian year 1000, meaning that she lived for well over 1,000 years. You will be so glad you came and I hope the others will find their way, too, so that I can show all of you the beautiful country – and introduce you to our lovely witch – uh, um In the 2005 Walt Disney Pictures feature film The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, she was portrayed by British actress Tilda Swinton. Well if you don’t get letters, you mother must get… You don’t have a mother? But with the approach of Aslan, her magical winter thaws. Everything's broken- all the plates and cups. This is demonstrated when she battles with Metropolitan Police in London, wielding the cross-bar she wrenched from a lamp post. The petrified remains of her enemies decorate the halls of her castle. A fly addict. You’re just beggin’ for a black eye, pal. Where is the commander of my aerobatic apes? There isn’t of course. As the cold-hearted White Witch, Tilda Swinton sets the tempo for this bracing adventure. I’m Lucy. STAND TALL! Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Ah ha! At least that’s what Peter says! C ourage! Tiffany Robinson. I’ll fight ya both together if you want. Pick a monologue that’s fun for you to perform! I am Oz the great and powerful. Aren’t there any normal princesses out there?? (she spends hours on her make up.) Let us do what Peter wishes. Could you teach us to jump on the wind’s back and away we’ll go!?! (Looks at LUCY intently) Are you a… Daughter of Eve? Ohhhh, this is nine-eleven, I thought you said this was 9-1-1. Hey, I know what we could do with him. They must to think I’ve gone mad. Who are you? A princess who hide her beautiful face in ashes and pretend to be a maid until i throw a ball, and then suddenly there she appears- only to disappear again. They may not actually be caring or good nature, but they’ll be too scared to come out of their rooms for at least a few hours. She’s just like my friends stepdaughter, in front of guests she refuses to let anyone else lift a finger and then turns it around and makes us look bad. For this One’s shenanigans you’ll scrub the floors and strip them beds for the laundry man. While he understands now that the "Queen of Narnia" (as she had introduced herself) and the White Witch are one and the same, he is still determined to taste more Turkish Delight – and remains convinced that the Witch would keep her promise to make him heir to her throne. Let’s do lunch sometime. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardobe Monologue. She initially aims to conquer the world to which she is transported, but finds that her magic does not work there. Now I will tell you why I want to be respected. Oil can. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. There’s a big difference. The jitterbug! You think the best way to meet me is to eat a poison apple and get your seven best friends put you in a glass coffin! You scared me. Mama! Fenris Ulf- A wolf, head of the Witch’s secret police. Then this is a day of independence for all the munchkins and their descendants. We take pride in working hard to cast you into just the right role that will build on your strengths and stretch you as an actor! The wicked old witch at last is dead. What makes the Hottentot so hot? She says Peter wants us to shoot the Wendy. Oh, it is. A REAL WITCH is easily the most dangerous of all the living creatures on earth. Caught ya! At last, I’ve reached me peak! All of ya! Swinton's performance won particular acclaim among fans and critics. The munchkins called me because a new witch has dropped a house on the wicked witch of the east. Sis, I’d like you to meet a friend of mine from . She could tell you if a series would repeat itself and she loved calculus. Mama! You, frumpy pigskin, right Rumpelstiltskin…my bad. As Mayor of the Munchkin City, in the county of the land of Oz we welcome you most regally, but we have to verify it legally. Have a perfectly rotten day! The city may foot your bill but This aint exactly Buckingham Palace. I'll go in first! She is a pristine picture of evil, like the spectre of Nazism that forces the children out of London to the sanctuary of a country manor. Just go with the flow? Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness! LUCY: I’m Lucy. I’ll get back to him tomorrow. Wendy, Moira, Angela, Darling. Tumnus This is Narnia. x�\ےܶ}�WPڕvf4K�]���:J;��xc;��J\�T9�����i����6�*��F߻� �k�m�ki�ʴ�i+�O�XvC_�T5M���?��)_~��)?�V���o0��l�w��v�����j����Q��T>|(�ލԟ�_ʗ�4�ÿ���'O�e[�ܓ_�ˡ�=�h�ڟ��;l��O�}�����݃C?E�i�j,Q)�J�@� ��i�/~���n�R`BW۟ѕ�]��/� �-��n�Tc�.Q$����5�P�}Ӗ��Vc�Dn_���F�W���W5�����}y�p�ݗ��5� I’ll tell you about Snow White! Shiver me timbers! It’s best if the monologue is not the exact character in the play you want to play. I got the dog! Captain James Hook! And so, what the munchkins want to know is, are you a good witch or a bad witch? Think lovely thoughts! I’ll fight ya standing on one foot. I’m not peddling anything. I just have to practice! Peter Pan, is that all? I never made her do any chores. Could you teach us to fly? She remembered the words that her mother had spoken: ‘Not I, but the wind that blows through me Not I, but the earth I stand on Not I, but the water that courses through my veins Not I, but the fire of creation. I’ve held that ax up for ages. Edmund receives a hostile reception from the White Witch upon arriving at her castle without his siblings, and moreover informs her that Aslan had arrived in Narnia. Wasn’t he pointing the other way? As Aslan approaches, she attacks him with the rod of iron she has torn by main strength from a London lamp post; when this has no effect, she flees. No way! Have you ever wondered where Neverland is? 10. Jadis is viewed as significantly more psychopathic and malevolent, possessing an instinctively violent streak and the expressed disregard for the lives of others - during the Battle of Beruna, she declares that no prisoners are to be taken simply since she has no interest in taking any. Has the painting arrived from Paris? The harshness of the Witch's winter makes Edmund realise that he has been wrong in thinking that her side was the right side, and he realises the full extent of her evil when he witnesses her angrily turning a party of creatures into stone after their revelation that Father Christmas had been in Narnia. Courage! . The emergency is that we are hungry. Meanwhile, the land of Narnia remains the domain of animals (chosen animals are given the ability to speak, and become pillars of society) and is not troubled by the Witch nor any other enemy for many hundreds of years. Now you’re hustling pool to get your next meal. Tinkerbell, Tink, where are you? PLAY. Because the Rooster swindled him outta 11 hundred bucks! He left my godmother off the list and she got a little . Let the joyous news be spread. I promise I’ll go to sleep after you read me your Note. tomorrow, we will take Narnia forever! Some say babies who fall out of their prams get swept up by fairies and taken to Neverland for safe keeping. Ahoy! Guess you think I should leave, huh? Jadis appears in the Neil Gaiman short story "The Problem of Susan" which appeared in the 2006 collection Fragile Things. Where do you live? (waits for person to leave) well if you’re not leaving, I am!