Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine. EP 4 Wing Nut. The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro after Dan Halen finances the construction of a black hole. "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen". EP 1 Webnecks. Guest appearances: Lavell Crawford as Judge Jammer, Ellis Walden as Judge Douglas Peppers. When the state investigates Dan Halen's blatantly rigged lottery, Halen rigs the next drawing so someone else (Early) wins, only to reveal, Early buys land and tries to make money on it, including drafting Lil into cooking. His father resists the truth at first, but eventually removes his Confederate flag tattoo on his face, telling the tattoo artist that it's racist. The Hold Steady closes out season 12 and performs the Squidbillies theme song. Early and Granny talk to each other at home about their dislike for Nubbins at home. Sheriff's father breaks the law to deconstruct social barriers. Early beats Rusty during practice. Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal county. Catch the final episode on Sunday, September 15th at 12:15 am ET/PT on Adult Swim. Granny is hospitalized, in need of an operation the family can't afford. Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not. Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse. Watch the Squidbillies as the Cuylers kick the ass of America's toughest issues, including marriage inequality, taint cancer, speciesism, and the impending Russian snake apocalypse. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying. Here's Ray Wylie Hubbard's take on the Squids theme. 00:41. Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions. Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store. Everyone lies and all of the houses burn. Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons. The two calm down and meet in the church gym for a pushing contest in Sumo wrestler suits, which is Early's idea. Earl reignites a family feud with a clan of neighboring hicks that were burying their patriarch Dewey Sr, whose affair with Granny started the feud in the first place. Michelle: My Life', 'Vanderpump Rules' & More", "Sunday Cable Ratings: Euro 2016 final scores a sizable win for ESPN", "Sunday cable ratings: 'Power' Season 3 premiere sets a record for Starz", "Sunday cable ratings: NASCAR races to No. EP 14 Rebel Without A Claus. "The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain". Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience. Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity. Denny Flossing. TM & © 2020 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. A WarnerMedia Company. Squidbillies Season show reviews & Metacritic score: Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. At the wedding and the end of the episode, one of the Hispanic men from the beginning tell the Sheriff that the marriage was unnecessary, because his mother is a citizen and therefore so is Early. When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town’s stupidest citizen for help. Then the stranger steps to the front of the church and introduces himself as Kyle Nubbins, the new pastor, saying the reverend had left to go to "a better place....First Presbyterian of Blue Ridge." Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town. Unfortunately, Randy's surgery doesn't help anything as his tentacles grow back. Early and Krystal reconcile, but it doesn't go well. Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price. Perverts need love. 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Later that night, Rusty makes modifications to the car (which is against the rules). Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them. The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early. Early tells his son that he's proud of him, knowing "you was always a good squid." Comedian Plumber Bubba (a parody of Larry the Cable Guy) does a show in town. Dan Halen bans the sale and display of the Confederate flag, angering the Cuyler family.