", Charlie Donovan: "How would you like to manage the Indians this year? Monte: Uh, no. Don't give me this "olé" bullsh*t!". A conversation that even to this day can be heard in many sports bars and offices across Northeast Ohio every spring when viewing the Indians roster. I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this sh*t at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.". "I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime. ", Lou Brown: "Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! ", Jake Taylor: "Uh-oh, that's it, I don't think this one's got the distance. "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. "In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar." By the way, saw your wife last night, hell of a dancer, you must be very, very proud. ", Charlie Donovan: "What do you mean, you don't know? Two on, two out, your team down by one in the ninth. ", Jake Taylor: [to Rexman] "Hell of a situation we got here. The whole dinner party scene is extremely uncomfortable, which is why it produced these gems. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor." Classic. But tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? ", Eddie Harris: "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? Lou Brown: "Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater!". Would I bullsh** you about something like that? - Harry Doyle. ", Pedro Cerrano: "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball. Jake Taylor: "I make the league minimum. Jake Taylor: "The Indians." Somehow I like to think this is how the interview process is conducted for all big league managers. Often paraphrased as "Give'm the heater Ricky" it's delivered at one of the most pressure packed moments in the film, and may be the most memorable James Gammon line of all time. While it might not be as funny the 16th time the guy next to you at the park shouts it out, hearing the Bob Uecker version never seems to grow old. Jake Taylor: "Well it all depends on how good you are." Major League to me is one of the funniest movies, sports or other genre, of all time. Surfacing again in a Direct TV commercial, this is the line you've heard a thousand times, from little league to major league, with everyone trying out their best Harry Doyle impression. Chaire Holloway: "So, what team do you play for?" I mean that guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all. Lou Brown: I want the absolute truth here. Juuuussst a Bit Outside, The Top Ten "Major League" Quotes 0 of 11 Major League to me is one of the funniest movies, sports or other genre, of all time. Enjoy. Are you one hundred percent? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Bob Uecker Just A Bit Outside animated GIFs to your conversations. I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.". It included the rise of stars such as Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes and Dennis Haysbert, the phenomenal voice talent of Bob Uecker, the dazzling Rene Russo and the scruffy, no nonsense Lou Brown, played by the late great James Gammon. The first encounter with Jake Taylor shows him passed out with a sombrero and a senorita, delivering this line. You got a chance to be a hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Chaire Holloway: "Here in Cleveland? Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing. Jake Taylor: "Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great! Although it was nearly impossible to select just ten, these are my top memorable lines from an unforgettable movie. This is your chance to manage in the big leagues. Jake Taylor: Yeah. Janice Bowden: "How good are you?" ", Janice Bowden: "I hear baseball players make awfully good salaries nowadays. " ", Lou Brown: "Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? Lou Brown: You better, if you wanna make this team. I didn't know they still had a team." Harry Doyle: Monte, anything to add? Share the best GIFs now >>> #Randy-Uecker-In-Pilot-Of-Doom-Patrol - Harry Doyle. Jake Taylor: "Is that you, Tolbert?