Edgar Friendly: Greed, deception, abuse of power? So he goes to have a little chat with a … [In anger, he slaps a scrap's weapon to the side]. John Spartan: Well, I wouldn't exactly say apprehended. John Spartan: The real reason why your citywide search didn't work is because Phoenix was in an area that A: You can't monitor. John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.. It's... rude! Fire Fighter: We've checked the building. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce. John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass. That’s not fair at all. Now, I'm going to find Phoenix and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker. ( Log Out /  John Spartan: You forgot to say Simon Says. “You have a part of my attention. What the hell happened? That's no plan. Lenina Huxley: Look at you, you're in shambles! You're not supposed to come down here, you're not supposed to apprehend Simon Phoenix single-handedly, and you're not supposed to blow anything up! You mean... *fluid transfer*? John Spartan: Huxley, what's that supposed to mean? * You were a damn good flyer. Frustration about the lack of available toilet paper has led to some creative memes and jokes online, including some callbacks to the 1993 cult classic Demolition Man. John Spartan: Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force. John Spartan: Take this job... and shovel it. Like a New York cockroach!”. Brake! 3rdworldgeeks.com From this link. Sometimes, people come with me. “- Lenina Huxley: Look at you, you're a shambles! - March 16, 2020 05:46 pm EDT. I just do my job and things get... Lenina Huxley: Look at you, you're a shambles! That's no plan. Wasn't he an actor when you...? Demolition Man, the directorial debut of Marco Brambilla starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, is an American science fiction action film that was released in 1993.The score for the film was composed by Elliot Goldenthal and some parts of the film allude to Aldous Huxley’s dystopian novel named Brave New World. But, I don't know who the hell you are, let alone wanna take you anywhere. “- Lenina Huxley: Just don't ask them where the, “Wait a minute, this is the future. Time for something new and improved! Zachary Lamb - Aged: They finally grounded me. By Padraig Cotter Jul 02, 2019 Lenina Huxley: [shocked, but impressed] Oh, my. Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute. John Spartan: Don't be flattered, be frightened. Edgar Friendly: [referring to Phoenix] They thawed this guy out just to kill me? I just know okay. Lenina Huxley : ... you're out of toilet paper. Chief George Earle: I monitored your disheartening and distressing comments to the warden this morning. You really licked his ass. Lenina Huxley: [Spartan encounters a burger grill in the underground world] Just don't ask them where the meat comes from. That means that the demand for new stock is overpowering how quickly companies can create more. [John Spartan is about to bungee jump from a helicopter]. Okay, pal? T.V. Now where are the hostages? John Spartan: Because I did a thermo check. Captain Healy: What do mean they're not here, are you sure? Dr. Cocteau: John Spartan, this display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time! Not very well at all. All of a sudden, this car turned into a cannoli. According to Bullock, the application of the three seashells shouldn't be as ambiguous as the movie makes it seem. Wasn't he an actor when you...? You tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass. After that, I'm gonna turn all of my attention to that fuckin' Cacteau. You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. “You are not using more of it. Until now! You have the minimum amount.”, “It always ends. Damn, you been had! John Spartan: Yeah, I do! We're all gonna go out drinking, get shit-faced, and paint the town, literally. You'll figure it out. Lenina Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. John Spartan: When a man like Pheonix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live. John Spartan: I don't wanna rain on your parade, pal. [Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]. Lenina Huxley: We're looking for a murder-death-killer. ( Log Out /  Simon Phoenix: The museum is no longer sealed, is it? I want high cholesterol. John Spartan: Do you have something to say, scum bag? John Spartan: When a man like Simon Pheonix pionts a gun at your head, 10 seconds is 9 1/2 seconds longer than you live. How will we live? “What happens in the summer when demand dries up and people have all this extra product in their homes?”. Lenina Huxley: What you're telling me to do is violate a direct order. The Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. By creating an account, you verify that you are at least 13 years of age, and have read and agree to the Comicbook.com Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, By Jenna Anderson Erwin (Rob Schneider) snidely remarks that Spartan has no idea how to use the seashells. Lenina Huxley: No need to make a de-hurtful retraction. John Spartan: I'll be subtle. Lenina Huxley: What you're telling me to do is violate a direct order. I do what I have to do. Sometimes, people come with me. Warden William Smithers - Aged: I try not to, my dear. John Spartan: Listen, Huxley. “- John Spartan: Look, Huxley, why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way? Lenina Huxley: He's finally matched his meet. [he leaps out of the way as Simon fires an energy blast from the rifle, blowing a hydrant apart]. I fleshed you out as some blow-up-the-bad-guy-with-a-happy-grin-he-man type, but now I realize that you're the moody-troubled-past-gunslinger-who-only-draws-when-he-must type. Dr. Cocteau: Forgive my lack of bodily disposition, but I do have an entire city government to run. That’s what gives it value.”, “That’s not fair. Edgar Friendly: You got that right. Share your thoughts with us in the comments below! 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Okay, pal? Turns out the seashells are also musical instruments. So stay here, be well and Cocteau's an asshole! Demolition Man is a 1993 American science fiction action film directed by Marco Brambilla in his directorial debut.It stars Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, and Nigel Hawthorne.Stallone is John Spartan, a risk-taking police officer, who has a …